Dumbass Blog Comments

Random comments left on my blog

From Russia, with Love

Commented on: ARG Abbott Realty Group Pulls Listings from Zillow, Trulia and Realtor.com

CommentЗачем вы меня обманываете ! Сами пишите а мне даже комментарий нельзя сказать !!! Почему не размещаете мои ответы ! Это http://www.phoenixrealestateguy.com не блог ес ли мне ответ даже нельзя написать !

My Thoughts: According to the Google Translator, this comment says:

Why did you lie to me! Write themselves and I can not say even comment! Why not place my answers! This is not a blog http://www.phoenixrealestateguy.com EU response even if I can not write!

Well, consider yourself placed.

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From: Phoenix Home Sale Stats

Commented on: Open Letter to the Gilbert School Board: On Music Education

CommentI do consider all of the concepts you have presented to your post. They’re very convincing and will certainly work. Nonetheless, the posts are too brief for novices. May you please prolong them a little from next time? Thank you for the post.

My thoughts: Dude (or Dudette — can a spam bot have a gender?) you are the first entity on the planet to tell me my posts are too short. Go read Rob Hahn if you want longer posts.

From: Phoenix Home Rentals

Commented on: TPREG Goes World Wide

Comment: Hello my loved one! I want to say that this post is amazing, great written and come with almost all vital infos. I’d like to see extra posts like this .

My Thoughts: 

Loved one? We don’t even know each other. Please send a pic.

It’s a dumbass Facebook comment!

OK, so this wasn’t a dumbass comment left on my blog. It was a dumbass comment left on the Facebook page of a local business — my favorite sandwich/pizza/burger restaurant. Ever. 

Flancer’s Cafe.

Flancer’s always runs a daily special. And, brilliantly I might add, they post the special on their Facebook page.

This was what they posted yesterday:

Gilbert specials-Sandwich: The Greenie Meanie, 7 pepper rubbed pork tenderloin marinated in red wine with red onions and poblano peppers, chipotle mayo, lettuce and tomato on our home made toasted baguette.”

And the first comment left was… ready?

What’s the greenie meanie?”

::sigh::

From: [Link Redacted]

Commented on: How to Make a Home Seller Happy

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My Thoughts: If my site’s ranking on Google is so shitty, how did you find it? Maybe you ARE using “silly mind control tricks”!!

From: Short Sale Help In Los Angeles

Commented on: Gratitude…

Comment: of course like your website but you need to take a look at the spelling on several of your posts. Several of them are rife with spelling problems and I in finding it very troublesome to tell the reality nevertheless I’ll surely come again again.

My Thoughts: Actually, my spelling is fine. Your grammar on the other hand, sucks.